Not only maidens can occupy by his shack

Goring my manhood turns a man off

Like Pepe LePew would say,

Hey, hey, hey and then we clash

(CHORUS)

I got my dingaling spayed (3x)

I got my dingaling…

She laughs about it

Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right

Jacking themselves off polyester

I wanna jump, this isn’t right

Hey, when am I getting it back

CHORUS

I don’t know why

I got a joke too silly to say

Don’t touch the balls

I got a dick, dick hear my fucking hate

CHORUS

If you’re wondering, it’s gaining monthly

Fiberglass insulated, the sky was cotton candy

Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate

Freely kill him, make it wrong

Bill has brought me deep in idyll

Billy Slim reminds me of someone

I’m sick of being aboard the Love Boat

Tony Tenille say wanna jump rope

And I say look…

I got my penis spayed

I got a little tail

I got my dingaling spayed

I got my dingaling spayed…

Ahhh… nothing hard

I gotta be around pussy

Don’t let me fall

I got a huh huh

When ya gonna learn

When I got my dingaling spayed

I got my dingaling spayed (6x)