Serve the Servants

Teenage angst has paid off well

Now I’m bored and old

Self-appointed judges judge

More than they have sold

If she floats than she is not

A witch like we had thought

A down payment on another

One at Salem’s lot

(CHORUS)

Serve the servants – Oh no (3x)

Serve the servants

That legendary divorce is such a bore

As my bones grew they did hurt

They hurt really bad

I tried hard to have a father

But instead I had a dad

I just want you to know that I

Don’t hate you anymore

There is nothing I could say

That I haven’t thought before

CHORUS

SOLO

(clears throat)

Serve the servants – Oh no (6x)

Serve the servants

That legendary divorce is such a bore