Scentless Apprentice

Like most babies smell like butter

His smell smelled like no other

He was born scentless and senseless

He was born a scentless apprentice

(CHORUS)

Go away

Get away

Get away

Get away

Every wet nurse refused to feed him

Electrolytes smell like semen

I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets

There are countless formulas for pressing flowers

CHORUS

SOLO

I lie in the soil and fertilize mushrooms

Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume

You can’t fire me because I quit

Throw me in the fire and I won’t throw a fit

Ahhh…

CHORUS

Go away